Lonely and desperate for female company, a frog telephones a psychic hotline to find out what his future will be.
He is told. “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know all about you.”
Thrilled beyond belief, the frog asks excitedly, “That`s fantastic!! Where will I meet her? At work? At a party?”
“In a biology class.” says the psychic.
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but the old lady happened to be in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said,…
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled “You Can Be the Man of Your House.” He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and…
At the start of their journey to town, the boy rode on the donkey while the old man walked on the path. As they went along they passed some people who said the old man walking while the boy sat on the donkey wasn’t fair. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,…
A mother was preparing pancakes for her young sons Jimmy and Billy. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’” Jimmy turned to his…
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school teacher. “He’s a magician, ma’am,” said the little boy. “How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?” asked the teacher. “He saws people in half,” he replied. “Wow! That must be amazing to watch,” said the teacher. “Do you have any brothers or sisters?” The kid answered, “One half brother…
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he…