- Choosing between buying a gift for your spouse and upgrading your RAM is a problem.
- You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
- In college, you thought Spring Break was a metal fatigue failure.
- The salespeople at the computer store can’t answer any of your questions.
- At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
- For your spouse’s birthday, you gave a new computer tablet or a wearable band.
- You can type 70 words per minute but you can’t read your own handwriting.
- You comment to your spouse that straight hair is parallel.
- You sit backward on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special effects.
- You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
- You have more friends on the internet than in real life.
- You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids’ toys.
- You see a good design… and just ‘have’ to change it.
- You spent more on your computer than you did on your wedding ring.
- You still own a slide rule… and know how to use it.
- You think that people yawning around you are sleep-deprived.
- Your computer costs more than your car.
- Your spouse hasn’t the foggiest idea what you do at work.
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