A lawyer on his deathbed called out to his wife for help.
She rushed in and said, “What is it, honey?”
He told her to run and get his Bible as fast as possible.
Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea.
She got it and prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.
He snatched the Bible from her and quickly began scanning the pages, his eyes darting right and left.
The wife became curious, and asked, “What are you doing, dear?”
The lawyer shouted, “I’m looking for loopholes!”