The next time you get a rejection letter from a potential employer, send them the following:
To Whom It May Concern:
Thank you for your letter of [date of the rejection letter].
After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment at this time.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.
With such a varied and promising field of choices, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite [Name of the Company]‘s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.
Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately.
I look forward to working with you.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.