10 funny quotes about mom

Funny card - I finally gave my mom what she really wanted - I got married
I finally gave my mom what she really wanted on Mothers Day
I got married
Funny card saying  Being a mom has made me really tired and so happy.
Being a mom has made me
really tired and so happy
Funny card saying Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, Then silence is just suspicious.
Silence is golden
Unless you have kids
Then silence is just suspicious
Funny card saying The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
The most expensive part of having kids
is all the wine you have to drink
Funny card saying Every day I wake up and think, how on earth did I become
this much like my mother?
Every day I wake up and think
how on earth did I become
this much like my mother
Funny card saying If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your mom
told you to do it from the start.
If at first you dont succeed
try doing it the way your mom
told you to do it from the start
Funny card saying Dear Mom,  Thank you for hiding all the bad stuff I did from Dad.
Dear Mom
Thank you for hiding all the bad stuff I did from Dad
Funny card saying I love when my kids tell they're bored. As if a mom standing in front of a sink of dirty dishes is the person you go to get ideas about having a good time.
I love when my kids tell theyre bored
As if a mom standing in front of a sink of dirty dishes
is the person you go to get ideas about having a good time
Funny card saying Never let your mom brush your hair when she's angry at your dad.
Never let your mom brush your hair
when shes angry at your dad
Funny card saying My mother had a good deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain
My mother had a good deal of trouble with me
but I think she enjoyed it Mark Twain
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