Young farmer Jones made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife.
“Now listen, Matt,” the doctor advised, “you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care.”
“Well, I’ll do the best I can,” he said. “You see I’m up before the sun rises, working in the field until dusk. I’m just too tired.”
The doctor thought for a moment and then said,
“Take a shotgun with you next time you work in the field and shoot it off every time you’re feeling a bit frisky. When your wife hears the noise, she’ll come a-runnin’.”
About a month later farmer Jones went back to the doctor, but this time really depressed.
“What’s wrong” asked the doctor.
“Didn’t you take my advice?”
“Yep, I sure did, and everything was going great until the hunting season started last week,” Matt moaned, ” and I haven’t seen her since.”