List of fictitious dog breeds we would like to see.
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso – a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow – a dog that throws up a lot.
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter – a traditional Christmas pet.
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs – a puzzling breed.
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso – an abstract dog.
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer – a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
Labrador Retriever + Curly-Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever – the choice of research scientists.
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound – a dog for financial advisors.
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull – a dog that makes awful mistakes.
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador – a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point – owned by … oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway.
Collie + Malamute
Commute – a dog that travels to work.
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere – a dog that’s true to the end.
Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu
Oh, never mind …