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List of fictitious dog breeds we would like to see.

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso – a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow – a dog that throws up a lot.

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter – a traditional Christmas pet.

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs – a puzzling breed.

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso – an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer – a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

Labrador Retriever + Curly-Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever – the choice of research scientists.

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound – a dog for financial advisors.

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull – a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador – a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point – owned by … oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway.

Collie + Malamute
Commute – a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere – a dog that’s true to the end.

Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu
Oh, never mind …

Add your own suggestions for new dog breeds below.