With the current gasoline prices so high, Toyota may soon unveil its newest model named the Cowrolla to capture this emerging market.
According to reliable sources, the Cowrolla does not run on gasoline or diesel.
It is a technological breakthrough in engine design using only biodegradable materials with low maintenance costs.
To avoid any last minute rush, place your order for the Toyota Cowrolla early; preferably six months in advance.
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