Category: Lists
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Car Names Definitions
If you ever drove a clunker you will find these car names so true. AUDI Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Bimbette Motor Weapon Break My Window BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually…
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Idiot Sightings By Travel Agents
The following are actual idiot stories provided by travel agents. I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, “Would it be…
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Dog Breeds
List of fictitious dog breeds we would like to see. Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso – a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow – a dog that throws up a lot. Pointer + Setter Poinsetter – a traditional Christmas pet. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs – a puzzling breed. Pekingese +…
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Woman Or Dog?
Why Dogs Are Better Than Women Dogs don’t cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog’s time in the bathroom is just for a quick drink. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late. The later…
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Coffee Addiction
You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When: Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. You lick your coffeepot clean. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.…
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First Baby
Your Clothes First baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. Second baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. Third baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. The Baby’s Name 1st baby: You pore over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations…