Category: Lists
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Change Grade Request Form
Comprehensive cheat sheet of change grade request from a student to a teacher. To: Professor____________________ From: __________________ I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should be changed from ____ to ____ for the following reasons: ____ The person who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. ____ The person whose paper…
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Did You Know
Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. It has recently…
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Tater People
The many forms of Tater People explained in detail. Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called “Speck Taters”. Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called…
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Investment Terms
EBITDA: earnings before I tricked damn auditor. EBIT: earnings before irregularities and tampering. CEO: chief embezzlement officer. CFO: corporate fraud officer. NAV: normal Andersen valuation. FRS: fantasy reporting standards. P/E: parole entitlement. EPS: eventual prison sentence. BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET: A…
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Surprising Facts of Life In 1902
The average life expectancy in the US was forty-seven. Only 14% of the homes in the US had a bathtub. Only 8% of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the US and only 144 miles of paved roads.…
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Good Bad Ugly
When Good events turn Bad, and then Ugly GOOD – Your hubby and you agree: no more kids. BAD – You can’t find your birth control pills. UGLY – Your 13 year-old daughter borrowed them. GOOD – Your husband understands fashion. BAD – He’s a cross dresser. UGLY – He looks better than you GOOD…