Category: Lists
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23 resolutions humans wish dogs would follow
Do have your dog trained to obey these 23 resolutions for dogs? If not, print this list and get started on having a well-behaved pet. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up…
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Unwritten ways to thrive in college
Unwritten ways to thrive in college Depends on how you define “thrive” Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour. Enjoy being a sophomore: it will be the best three years of your life. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into…
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11 benefits only a woman has
What can a woman do that would make a man look like a total jerk? Here’s a top 11 list of why it pays to be a woman. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. We absently hum…
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Guide to computer talk before the internet
When I went to college in the 1980’s, I heard a lot of words like “data input” and “beta version.” They confused me. I wanted desperately to know what people were talking about, what Big Secret resided in the computer industry. Now that I’ve worked in a computer company for a few years, I’ve gained…
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Twenty of Dr. Seuss’ Lesser-Known Books
20 banned versions of Dr. Seuss’ books you won’t find in book stores. The Cat in the Blender Are You My Proctologist? Fox in Detox Who Shat in the Hat? Horton Feels a Ho The Lemon-Fresh Lorax How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day Your Colon Can Moo — Can You? Zippy the Rabid Gerbil One…
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10 things you’ll never hear one woman say to another woman
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim? Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go introduce myself! His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I’m happy for them both. If he doesn’t…