Category: Lists
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Romantic Note From Wife
Feeling in a romantic mood a wife decided to get a vintage flower arrangement as a subtle note for her husband because, in the world of floral design, vintage-style arrangements stand out as timeless symbols of romance and affection. These arrangements, characterized by their classic aesthetics and nostalgic charm, convey deep romantic messages in ways…
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Timeless Hollywood Squares Quotes
Peter Marshall moderated the beloved Hollywood Squares TV show because the panelists gave such great come-back lines to his questions. Enjoy these Hollywood Squares quotes from panelists such as Charley Weaver, Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Vincent Price, George Gobel, Red Foxx, Ed Asner and more. Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish…
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How a College Student Would Write The Bible
Ten ways the Bible would be different,If it were written by college students The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning – cold. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten…
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Humorous Report On How 15 Types of Professions Hunt Elephants Will Make You Smile
MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left. Experienced mathematicians will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise. Professors of mathematics will prove the existence of at least…
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Alternative State Motto
Tired of your old state motto?Here are some state motto replacements: Alabama:Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska:11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong! Arizona:But It’s a Dry Heat Arkansas:Litterasy Ain’t Everthing California:By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado:If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother Connecticut:Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet Delaware:We Really…