Category: Lists
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18 Differences Between Martha Stewart and Me
Martha’s way #1Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.My way:Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Martha’s way #2Use a meat baster to “squeeze”…
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Unbelievable Rules US Troops Received After Returning From Combat Duty For Return To The Civilian Lifestyle
Maybe the return from military duty wasn’t that easy for every soldier in World War 2. The War Department actually wrote a guide on how to behave at home on American soil. Soldiers who spent years overseas protecting our freedom may have developed some habits not suited for civilian life. The Armed Forces had a…
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Ignore These14 Unwritten Rules of Chemistry Lab At Your Own Risk
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. When you don’t know what you’re doing, do it neatly. Experiments must be reproducible, they should fail the same way each time. First, draw your curves, then plot your data. Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined. Always keep a record of your data. It indicates that…
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Ten Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Want to stop telemarketers from calling you? Follow these ten tips to stop getting those random calls. And have fun doing it.
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Every Object Has A Gender
Copiers are Female: once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. Ziploc Bags are Male: they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Sponges are Female: they’re soft, squeezable and…
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Comprehensive List of Laws of Life
Chuckle as we give you 20 comical angles on life’s laws. Go from “Dennison’s Law,” where virtue is its own punishment, to the “Law of Selective Gravity,” which dictates that the messiest item in the room will always fall on your freshly cleaned floor. LYNCH’S LAWWhen the going gets tough – everyone leaves. HARRISON’S POSTULATEFor…