Category: Jokes
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Beware Of IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He’s crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out…
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Blonde Loses Her Mind
Gail Thompson, 19, a resident of Dallas, while visiting her in-laws went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the…
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Origin of Obesity
Biblical Interpretation on the Origin Of Obesity In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And Satan said, “It doesn’t get any better than this.” And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.…
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Florida Lottery Winner
I won the Florida lottery! I’m now a multi-millionaire! Can you believe it? I’m bouncing off the walls here! You see, although my ticket doesn’t have the exact winning numbers on it, I meant to pick those numbers. The ticket was very confusing when I was filling it out and so I ended up with the…
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Perfect Ham Sandwich
If you have children you will probably relate to this father. The names have been changed to protect the dignity of the father. As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, toasted bread, crisp lettuce, garden tomatoes and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching…
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How To Sell Anything
How To Sell Anythimg Want to improve your sales? Here is a lesson in salesmanship A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.”…