Category: Jokes
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Boys As Peeping Toms
Little Sammy, Andy and Tommy were coming home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, they happened to look through a hole in the fence of one of the yards where a woman was sunbathing in the nude. As they looked through the hole, Andy suddenly started…
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Martyrs Of Mercy House Of Prostitution
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye: “MARTYRS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION, 10 MILES AHEAD.” He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says,…
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Funny Joke About Postal Worker Helping Elderly Lady
A postal worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens the envelope and discovers a letter from an elderly lady, who is distressed because some thief has robbed her of a hundred dollars. She will be cold and hungry for the rest of the month if…
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Funny joke about wife bragging how often bulls mate
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull’s stall states: “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, isn’t that awesome!” They proceed…
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Blessing A Steak On Friday
A Jewish man moves into a strictly Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics practically go berserk, because while they’re eating only their required fish, they smell the sizzling steak odors as their new neighbor is in his backyard barbecuing a steak on Friday. So, the Catholics began to work on the Jew to convert him…
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Senior Golfer Plays At Pebble Beach
A golfer who was well into his golden years had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California, the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit of land that just out off the coast. It was something…