Category: Jokes
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Three blondes order drinks in bar
Seems that three blondes sat down at the bar in a tavern for a few drinks. The first blonde confidently places her order with the bartender, “I’ll have a BM.” The bartender, wondering what what the heck that means, asks her, “A what?” She says, “A Bloody Mary, duh.” Then the second blonde tells the…
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Elderly driver forgets she is driving
An elderly driver and her friend were out driving in a car and both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but the driver just went on through without slowing down. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must…
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Blonde confused by do not disturb sign
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the…
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What Is Your Name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” he asked the worker. “John,” the newly hired man replied. The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone…
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Blonde wins prizes
Blonde At The Soda Machine This blonde is at a soda machine and she puts in the money and out comes the soda. She puts in more money and out comes the soda. She does this until there’s soda stacked up all around her. A guy comes up to her and asks, “Why are you…
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Blonde Old Car Problem
A blonde had a problem trying to sell her old car. Buyers did not like the fact the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed the issue with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, “There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it’s not going…