Category: Jokes
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Blonde and Magical Mirror
There was once this magical mirror, which given the truth, would give you anything you desire. If you lied, you would disappear. A redhead walks up to the mirror and goes, “I think I’m the most beautiful women in the world.” Poof! She disappears. A brunette goes up to the mirror and goes, ” I…
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Physician Humor
Patient: “Doc, give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, put me in the fighting spirit.” Doctor: “Don’t worry. You will find it all in your bill.” A doctor examined his patient and give him six months to live. The poor man could not pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six…
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Two Die-Hard Baseball Fans
Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back…
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Blonde applies for job as sheriff deputy
The local sheriff looks for a deputy A blonde went in to apply for a deputy’s job the local police officer was offering. “Okay,” the sheriff asked her, “What is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.” Then the sheriff said, “What two…
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Drunk says strange thing in confession box
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall of the confession box three times in a final attempt to get the man to…
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Why blonde throws away good nails
Riddle of Blondes and Nails Two blonde carpenters were busy constructing a house wood and nails. One blonde was on a ladder, nailing. She’d reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The other blonde couldn’t…