Category: Jokes
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Painting on the wall: ophthalmologist or gynecologist
A world famous painter started losing her eyesight in the prime of her career. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world. After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to…
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Mistaken Day In Hell Scares Wife
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he…
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Newlywed’s Urgent Plea For Help
A young couple got married and went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “Well, darling,” said her mom, “how was the honeymoon?” “Oh, mother,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a…
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Skeleton Scares Golfer
One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his lost ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer,…
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Blonde With Broken Bones
A blonde went to her doctor. The doctor looked at her and asked what was the problem. She responded, “Listen I have this horrible fear, that I’ve broken every bone in my body.” “What do you mean?” asked the doctor “how could that possibly be so, you walked in here?” So the blonde explained her…
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Blonde Learns State Capitals
Some men in a bar were talking about how dumb blondes are. A blonde walks in and says that they are not dumb. They said prove it by coming back tomorrow and naming the capital of any state in the United States. The blonde said sure. So she went home, studied all night long and…