Category: Jokes
-
How To Recognize A Congressman
The yuppie totally reveals his lack of common sense to a cowhand.
-
Two lawyers get robbed in a bank
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in with their guns drawn. While one of the robbers takes the money from the tellers and safe deposit boxes, the other lines the customers up against a wall. He then proceeds to take the wallets, watches, and other valuables from all of them.…
-
Best traffic ticket excuses
Traffic ticket excuse ratings GOOD An Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many motorists exceeding the speed limit. Finally he found out the reason why: a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read RADAR TRAP AHEAD. The officer also discovered the…
-
Teenagers waiting for special moment
Why are two teenagers not getting romantic in lover’s lane?
-
Lawyer seeks help from Bible
A lawyer on his deathbed called out to his wife for help. She rushed in and said, “What is it, honey?” He told her to run and get his Bible as fast as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She got it and prepared to read him his favorite…
-
What is Easter by a blonde
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon. They arrive at the pearly gates of heaven, where St. Peter greats them. St. Peter tells them that they can go through the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question. The question asked by St. Peter is, “What is…