Category: Jokes
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Russian-American Dogfight
The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dogfight. They’d have five years to breed the best fighting dog in…
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Winning Retail Game
The simple trick of how a smart small store owner outwitted his brutal competition. The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival…
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How to think on your feet
A customer tried to buy half a head of lettuce in the local supermarket. The youthful produce assistant told him the store only sells whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he’d ask his supervisor about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to…
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Meet the parent
Josh Walters invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Josh’s mother couldn’t help but keep noticing how beautiful Josh’s roommate, Mia, was. Mrs. Walters had long been suspicious of a relationship between Josh and his roommate, Mia, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the…
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Naked woman gets into taxi
A naked woman got into a taxi. The taxi driver looked her up and down. Naked woman: That’s rude, have you never seen a naked woman before? Taxi driver: I sure have. Naked woman: Then why are you looking me up and down for so long? Let’s go! Taxi driver: To see if you have…
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Secret of Fishing
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite,…