Category: Jokes
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Pork Or Woman?
A rabbi and a priest, long time friends, were having lunch together one day. Downing a forkful of fish, the priest asked the rabbi, “Moishe, in all your entire life, do you mean to tell me that you have never ONCE tasted pork? Be honest with me!” The rabbi answered, “Well, Ed, since you ask…
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Lawyers On Troubled Flight
An airliner was having engine trouble, so the pilot instructed the flight assistants to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers…
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Successful Gallbladder Operation
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death’s door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the…
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Funny answer after asking God for a parking spot
A man, late for an important meeting, was searching desperately for a parking spot in a crowded lot. Looking up to the sky he pleaded “Lord if you find me a parking spot, I promise to start going to church again.” The words were barely out of his mouth, when a spot opened up right…
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College Grad Sweeps Floor
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a college graduate.” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I…
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God Offers His Commandments
God approached the Italians first to offer them his ten commandments. “What commandments are you offering?” they asked. He answered that one of them is, “Thou shalt not murder.” They answered, “Sorry, we are not interested.” Next he offered the ten commandments to the Romanian people. “What commandments do you offer?” they said. He replied…