Category: Jokes
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Why I Fired My Secretary
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s wives for you.…
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Farmer Feels Frisky
Young farmer Jones made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife. “Now listen, Matt,” the doctor advised, “you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care.” “Well, I’ll do the best I can,” he…
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Triple Scotch At The Bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp. “Wow,” says the bartender, “Something bad must have happened.” Yeah it did, he said. “I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having sex…
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Distracted Minister
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress barely concealing her breasts. He couldn’t concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after everyone else left…
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Shingles For Physician
Bubba walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: “Shingles.” So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, “Shingles.” So she wrote down…
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Transylvania Humor
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts…