Category: Jokes
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4 Men In Hospital Waiting Room Get Life-Changing News
While four wives are in the hospital’s delivery room, the nervous fathers are in the hospital waiting room. After about 30 minutes, the nurse arrives and tells the first husband, “Congratulations! You are the father of twins.” “What a coincidence!” the man said with obvious pride, “I work in the Two-Dollar Store.” The nurse returns…
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Juan The Smuggler
Juan the smuggler comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The border guard stops him and asks, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” Juan calmly said. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them…
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Here’s a Solution For a Complaining Wife
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the bar, so one night he took her along. “What’ll ya all have?” he asked her. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you, I suppose,” she replied. The husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one…
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Jewish Husband
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he’s been given a part in the school play. “Wonderful. What part is it?” The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.” The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.”
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How wife tells bad news to her husband
Brad was in a horrific motorcycle accident and learned the bad news that his legs were almost totally crushed. After a few of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable outcome. Due however, to Brad’s frail condition, the physician was afraid to give him…
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Great comeback line by a man
Woman named Carmen meets a handsome man named… What name did he give himself?