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Hospital Waiting Room

Nervous Fathers In Hospital Waiting Room

While four wives are in the hospital’s delivery room, the nervous fathers are in the hospital waiting room.

husbands in hospital waiting roomAfter about 30 minutes, the nurse arrives and tells the first husband, “Congratulations! You are the father of twins.”

“What a coincidence!” the man said with obvious pride, “I work in the Two-Dollar Store.”

The nurse returns later and announces to the second husband, “Your wife gave birth to triplets.”

“Wow! That’s unbelievable, because I work for channel three on TV.”

About an hour passes by and while the first two men were passing cigars around, the nurse comes into the hospital waiting room.

This time she looks at the third husband, who had been quiet in the corner and says, “Your wife has just delivered a set of quadruplets.

Stunned, he remains quiet.

“Don’t tell me. Another coincidence?” asks the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he says, “Yes! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel.”

Upon hearing this, everybody’s attention turns to the last guy, who had just fainted flat on the hospital waiting room’s floor.

The nurse rushes to his side, and after some time, he slowly regains his consciousness.

When he is finally able to speak, you could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again:

“I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven….I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven….”