Category: Jokes
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Jesus Is Watching You – Rottweiler Humor
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a bracelet to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. When…
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Death By Gonorrhea Or Diarrhea?
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.” She said, “I nursed him…
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Great Con Job Will Warn You On Being Too Trusting
After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car had been stolen. They go to the police station and made a full report. A detective drove them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence had been found at the scene of the crime. To their total surprise, their car…
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Taxi-Cab Driver
A taxi-cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. When reading his entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind…
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Scientists Debate Whether God Is Needed Anymore
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you.”…
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Girl Plays House
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Billy, how about playing house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate,” Little Billy is confused so he says to her, “That word is…