Driving Lessons
The Bumper Sticker Guide

• Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
• If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
• If you can read this, I’ve lost the trailer!
• Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
• Follow that car, Godzilla – and step on it!
• Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I’m deaf and blind.
• (Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!
• Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
• Honk If you want to see my finger.
• If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
• Watch out for the idiot behind me.
• Honk if you hate peace and quiet.