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Bumper Stickers About Driving

bumper stickers about cars drivers
Driving Lessons
The Bumper Sticker Guide

  • Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
  • If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
  • If you can read this, I’ve lost the trailer!
  • Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
  • Follow that car, Godzilla – and step on it!
  • Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I’m deaf and blind.
  • (Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!
  • Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  • Honk If you want to see my finger.
  • If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
  • Watch out for the idiot behind me.
  • Honk if you hate peace and quiet.