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The Bumper Sticker Guide
- Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
- If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
- If you can read this, I’ve lost the trailer!
- Stoplights timed for 30 mph are also timed for 60 mph.
- Follow that car, Godzilla – and step on it!
- Don’t bother honking or flashing your lights, I’m deaf and blind.
- (Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!
- Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Honk If you want to see my finger.
- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
- Watch out for the idiot behind me.
- Honk if you hate peace and quiet.