Bar Pick-Up Lines

pick up lines in bar dating

Looking at you makes my phone vibrate!

If I could be anything, I’d be your body lotion!

Your name must be Daisy because I’d like to plant you right here!

Your father must be a butcher, because you have two FINE pieces of meat right there!

I’m no glass of milk but I can still do your body good!

Does your dad work at Snapple? ‘Cuz you are made from the best stuff on Earth!

Someone call the cops, it’s illegal to look that good!

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You must be a hell of a thief ’cause you stole my heart from across the room.

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