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Psychology Experiment Gone Wrong
A really shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful blonde eyeing him with a seductive look. After gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if we talk for a while?” She answers by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I […]
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Pick-Up Line Comebacks
M: I know how to please a woman. W: Then please leave me alone. M: I guess you’re pretty good at pleasing yourself then. M: I want to give myself to you. W: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts. M: Oh, just cheap perfume then. M: Your hair color is fabulous. W: Thank you. It’s […]
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Bar Pick-Up Lines
Looking at you makes my phone vibrate! If I could be anything, I’d be your body lotion! Your name must be Daisy because I’d like to plant you right here! Your father must be a butcher, because you have two FINE pieces of meat right there! I’m no glass of milk but I can still […]
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Over 100 Bar Pick-up Lines
Pick-up lines that fail Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like […]
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Warning for guys
How young women take advantage of older men.