Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Quick Relationship Quiz
A dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
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Dentist Prescribes Viagra
A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. “I can’t do the gas thing – the…
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3 Sons Give Their Mom A Gift
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her. The first son bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her. Her second son bought her a beautiful…
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Funny Email Autoresponders
I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. I will be…
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Stray cats rule
Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats Stray cats will not be fed. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm…
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21 Memorable Beer Quotes
Enjoy this wisdom of 21 beer quotes on the virtues of drinking beer.