Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Pick That Nose
Surprise Pickings When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick The kind you do in a car, when no one’s looking. Also can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at…
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Fix The Brakes
A fire started on some grasslands near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, the call was…
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Proof Girls Are Evil
First we state that girls require time and money: Girls = Time x Money And as we all know “time is money:” Girls = Money x Money = (Money)2 And because “Money is the root of all evil:” Money = √Evil Therefore: Girls = (√Evil )2 We are forced to scientifically conclude that: Girls = Evil
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Speed Camera Revenge
Who said there isn’t anything to do in Oshkosh. Couple of weeks ago a van in Oshkosh housing a traffic ticket camera was approached by four youths. As the camera operator was talking to three of the boys about the van’s equipment and how it works, the fourth boy proceeded to undo the van’s front…
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Dating Guide
White Women First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position using your elbows. Greek Women First date: You get to kiss her mother and father goodnight on both cheeks while she watches.Second date: You get to kiss her…
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Tight-skirted Blonde Enters Bus
Blonde in a tight skirt pulls the wrong zipper In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots. As the bus rolled up and it came her turn to get on,…