Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Intelligent Sheep Dog
A woman seated at the movies was surprised to find, sitting in the two adjacent seats, a man with his arm around a sheep dog. All through the movie, she noticed the dog watching the picture with apparent understanding snarling when the villain appeared, yelping happily at the funny parts. At the end of the…
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Different take on stay-at-home
This is the first time in history we can save the human race by lying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let’s not screw this up!!! Wow… bars, clubs and gyms all closed. My life is about to be exactly the same! Hey creative community! Just a reminder that Shakespeare was quarantined for…
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Hugs from furry friends
Video clips of unconditional love and affection from our furry and feathery friends during tough times.
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Woman Asks Genie For One Wish
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she could have three wishes. The Genie said, “No! Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I…
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Money Can Buy You
Money can buy you a House But not a Home Money can buy you a Bed But not Sleep Money can buy you a Clock But not Time Money can buy you a Book But not Knowledge Money can buy you a Position But not Respect Money can buy you Medicine But not Health Money can buy you Blood But not…
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Blonde On An Airplane
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to economy because she doesn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m smart, I have a good job and I’m staying in first class until we reach Sweden.”…