Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Wife’s Favorite Flower
Jason and Sarah’s marriage has been on the rocks for a while, so when they hear about a marriage seminar being given in their neighborhood they decide to attend. “One of the most important things in marriage,” said the speaker, “is to get to really know your spouse well.” “For example,” continued the speaker, “How…
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Truth About Small Business
A man owned a small farm in Minnesota. The Minnesota State Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent. ” Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s…
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Husband’s Last Request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbye’s to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Cagney came up to him in tears. “What’s bothering you so, dear?” inquired Father O’Grady. “Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news.” Replied Mary. “Well what is it, Mary?” “Well, my husband, passed away last night,…
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Little-Known Facts
Useless Little-Known Facts Don’t get mad, get even by teasing others with your knowledge of these little-known facts. A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word that is typed with…
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21 Thoughts For The Day
21 Thoughts To Relieve Stress Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. Depression is only anger without enthusiasm. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays…
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Call Jesus For Help
I saw a billboard sign that said: NEED HELP, CALL JESUS 800-555-3787 So, out of curiosity, I called. A Latino man showed up with a lawn mower.