Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Biological Paradox
Why Don’t Your Feet Become Red With Blood? I always like to illustrate biology principles with simple concrete examples. The answer I got about the flow of blood in the body was not one I was ready for. After my lecture on blood flow, the class was posed this simple question: “If I were to…
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Life’s Certainties
A madam opened the door of a brothel an saw a dignified, well-dressed good-looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. “Can I help you?” she asked. “I want to see Natalie” the man replied. “Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,” said the madam. “No.…
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New York City Cab Driver
A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was on a corner trying to hail a taxi cab. As the mom was waiting for an empty taxi to stop her daughter noticed several women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother finally got a cab and they both climbed in, Then the daughter…
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Never Read Disclaimers
Disclaimers seem to be everywhere, but how many do you take seriously? Pick your favorites among the 82 on the list below. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment.…
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Look Younger
While a husband and wife are driving on the way to a party, she’s admiring herself in the mirror. He asks, “What are you thinking?” She answers, “I went to the doctor yesterday and he told me that I have the face and breasts of a 25-year old.” The husband retorts, “Well, what did he…
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Funny Kitchen List
A humorous kitchen list written to discourage any attempt to do kitchen duty. Kitchen closed for today. Reservations only I’m waiting for a: Food Network inspiration I’m creative. You can’t expect me to be neat too. This isn’t Home Sweet Home. Live with it Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself.…