Author: Leonard Kreicas
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10 Principles of Business Wisdom in a Nutshell
Practical business wisdom for your career. Democracy is a form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves. Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to “get lost” in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way. Diplomacy is the art…
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Short But Sweet Employee’s Prayer
Grant me the serenityTo accept the things I cannot change.The courage to change the things I cannot accept,And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peopleI had to kill today, because they pissed me off. And also, pleaseHelp me to be carefulOf the toes, I step on today,As they may be connected to the…
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Alternative State Motto
Tired of your old state motto?Here are some state motto replacements: Alabama:Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska:11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong! Arizona:But It’s a Dry Heat Arkansas:Litterasy Ain’t Everthing California:By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado:If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother Connecticut:Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet Delaware:We Really…
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Who Has a Hot Line To God?
Both the Rabbi and the Pope have fancy phones with direct connections to God, but the phone calls don’t cost the same. The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope meet in Rome. During their conversation, the Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope’s private chambers and asks the…
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Teenager Asks To Use Family Car, But His Dad Has Great Comeback Line
Should the teenage son drive a family car? This father is not so quick to allow his teenage son to use the family car. A teenager had just passed his road test and gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if he could use the family’s car. His father took…
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“I Love My Job” As Imagined By Dr. Seuss
A Lost Dr. Seuss Book Memorize this little work poem and say it each day on your way to the office. I love my job,I love my job.I love the pay!I love it more and more each day. I love my boss; he’s the best!I love his boss and all the rest.I love my office…