Author: Leonard Kreicas
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7 Funny Things Kids Say to Adults
POLICE OFFICER IN SCHOOL While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little boy about five years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, he asked, “Are you a cop?” “Yes,” I answered and continued writing the report. “My father said if I ever needed help I…
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16 Essential Rules For Kitchen Sanity
Welcome to my kitchen where recipes are more for YouTubers than here. In this home the kitchen is a place where take-out containers gather, and ‘cooking’ is synonymous with ‘why bother?’. These 16 rules are about less fuss and more fun, with the secret ingredient being not having to cook at all. If a messy…
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Stunning Blonde Surprises Two Priests on Hawaiian Vacation
Years ago two priests went on a Hawaiian vacation. They wanted to make this vacation a real one by dressing in a way that would not let other people realize they were members of the clergy. As soon as the plane landed the priests, still wearing their clergy wardrobe, headed for a store. They bought…
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What 5 Questions Do Men Hate To Answer?
The five most common unanswerable questions feared by men: What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died? What makes these unanswerable questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major…
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One-Line Golf Jokes
Eight short golf jokes 1. A “handicapped golfer” is a man who plays golf with his wife. 2. I have a nephew who’s so good at golf, that he’s been offered a full scholarship to medical school. 3. Then there is the golf joke about a golfer who was sentenced to be hanged. He asked…
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34 Seminars Men Wish They Could Give To Women
The male staff will be offering a series of seminars for women of all marital status: please note, that this homework is mandatory. Entertain Your Man Like A Pole Dancer Combating the Impulse to Nag You Can Change the Oil Too PMS – Learning to Sleep Over at Mother’s How to Fill a Beer Mug…