Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Personal Ads by Women
What the descriptions really mean 40-ish 49 Adventurer Slept with all your friends Athletic No tits Average Looking Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful Pathological liar Contagious Smile Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure Medicated Feminist Fat ballbuster Free spirit Junkie Friendship first Trying to live…
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Scientists Debate Whether God Is Needed Anymore
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer need you.”…
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“God Speaks” Billboards
Have you noticed the “God Speaks” billboards along the highways? Here’s a list of the “God Speaks” billboards which feature simple white text on a black background. Now we know that if “God Speaks,” we need to pay attention.
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26 Postcards With Twisted Sense of Humor You Won’t Find In Stores
So your daughter’s a hooker and it spoiled your day.Look at the bright side, it’s really good pay. My tire was thumping and I thought it was flat.When I looked at the tire I noticed your cat. You had your bladder removed and you’re on the mend.Here’s a bouquet of flowers and a box of…
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Girl Plays House
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Billy, how about playing house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate,” Little Billy is confused so he says to her, “That word is…
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Beautiful Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following group of people are stranded: One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following has occurred: One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman…