Author: Leonard Kreicas
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If You Ace This Checklist You’re Sophisticated
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are: “I apologize” and “You are right.” 4.…
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Death By Gonorrhea Or Diarrhea?
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.” She said, “I nursed him…
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Great Con Job Will Warn You On Being Too Trusting
After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car had been stolen. They go to the police station and made a full report. A detective drove them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence had been found at the scene of the crime. To their total surprise, their car…
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50 Things Women Do That Drive Men Crazy
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Taxi-Cab Driver
A taxi-cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. When reading his entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven. A preacher is next in line behind…
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Weird Laws In New York
In New York, you can get arrested if: Staten Island, NY New York City Ocean City, NY Greene County Carmel, NY