Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Mother’s Clever Response To Daughter Marrying An Atheist
A daughter arrived home from a date totally disappointed. She told her mom, “Ronnie proposed marriage to me tonight.” The mom said, “So what’s to be sad about?” “He told me he was an atheist. But he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.” The wise mother said, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us,…
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Watch Out For Deer
A speeding driver gets an unexpected passenger in his car. A guy was calmly going down a backwoods road eating snacks placed on the seat next to him. Suddenly a very hungry visitor decides they look too good to pass up. A little thing like a windshield didn’t stop this deer from getting his portion.
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Elderly Lady Finds Her Hearing Aid
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Sadie noticed something funny about Martha’s ear and she said, “Martha, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” Martha answered, “I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Sadie, I’m glad you saw…
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National Tapioca Pudding Day
On National Tapioca Pudding Day, celebrate a smooth and creamy dessert of tapioca pudding. This renowned treat has a rich history and a loyal following. Going beyond the ordinary we’ll give you a dozen delectable variations that will titillate your taste buds and leave you craving for more. Classic Vanilla Tapioca Pudding A timeless classic…
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Description of Wife Goes Horribly Wrong
After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, “You’re an alphabet wife …… A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” She asks “What the hell does that mean?” He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous,…
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National Mac and Cheese Day
National Mac and Cheese Day is the perfect occasion to serve everyone’s favorite comfort food. While the classic mac and cheese is undeniably delicious, why not take it up a notch and explore exciting variations? These 12 mouthwatering twists on the classic mac and cheese recipe give a burst of flavor to this popular dish.…