Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Gender Of A Fly
Bill said, “Know what, Larry? I killed five flies yesterday, three males and two females.” “How could you tell them apart, Bill?” asked Larry. Bill answered, “That was easy. The three males were sitting on a case of beer and the two females were on the phone.”
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10 Funny Thoughts On Exercise That Will Make You Smile
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s now 97 and we have no idea where she is. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400 and haven’t lost a pound.…
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How Lawyer In A Marathon Wins The Race
Tommy and Alex entered the marathon event. After they’d been running for awhile, they were passed by a runner. “I know that guy,” Tommy said, “That’s Bill Rodgers he won the race a couple of years ago.” A few minutes later, another racer passed them with long, loping strides. “And that was Grete Waitz!” Alex exclaimed.…
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8 Questions By Women That Get Men In Trouble
“Which shoe looks better?” This raises the question of why she’s asking you at all. She knows you have no idea which shoes look better, and she knows you don’t care, so why does she want your opinion? This is part of an ongoing campaign to domesticate you. Suggest that she try on the other…
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8 Funny Marriage Vows
My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding day what marriage to my mom would be like. The minister asked my mom, “Do you take this man to be your husband?” She said, “I do.” Then the minister asked…
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How Confession From Irish Girl Almost Gave Her Heart Attack
An Irish girl went to London to work as a secretary and began sending home money and gifts to her parents. After a few years, they asked her to come home for a visit, as her father was getting frail and elderly. She pulled up to the family home in a Rolls Royce and stepped…