Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Man’s Complete Guide To Answering “Do I Look Fat?”
It is Saturday, a crisp autumn afternoon, and you’re exactly where you should be: stretched out on the couch in front of a televised sporting event. Opening beer number two, relaxed in the knowledge that the pizza you ordered is even now on its way. Nothing could improve this moment, except maybe a bigger television.…
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41 Funny Church Bloopers
Things movies told you about life. Some real dumb things movies movies pass off as real life.
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Gender Of A Fly
Bill said, “Know what, Larry? I killed five flies yesterday, three males and two females.” “How could you tell them apart, Bill?” asked Larry. Bill answered, “That was easy. The three males were sitting on a case of beer and the two females were on the phone.”
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10 Funny Thoughts On Exercise That Will Make You Smile
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s now 97 and we have no idea where she is. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about $400 and haven’t lost a pound.…
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How Lawyer In A Marathon Wins The Race
Tommy and Alex entered the marathon event. After they’d been running for awhile, they were passed by a runner. “I know that guy,” Tommy said, “That’s Bill Rodgers he won the race a couple of years ago.” A few minutes later, another racer passed them with long, loping strides. “And that was Grete Waitz!” Alex exclaimed.…
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8 Questions By Women That Get Men In Trouble
“Which shoe looks better?” This raises the question of why she’s asking you at all. She knows you have no idea which shoes look better, and she knows you don’t care, so why does she want your opinion? This is part of an ongoing campaign to domesticate you. Suggest that she try on the other…