Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Origin of Dogs and Cats
Humorous fable about dogs being loyal and affectionate, while cats are independently oriented.
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Rodney Dangerfield Classics
Once when I was a kid, I got lost. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, “Do you think we’ll ever find them?” He said, “I don’t know kid. There are so many places they can hide.” I went to see my doctor, “Doctor, every…
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Fictional Computer Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately open the window and throw your computer out. I repeat, do not ever again use your computer should it be infected with any of these horrible viruses. Tonya Harding Virus Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons. Paul Revere Virus Warns…
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Cocaine Inhaler
Picture of Afrin bottle as cocaine inhaler.