Author: Leonard Kreicas
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It Starts
John walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long day of work. He exhaustively sinks into his favorite arm chair, putting his foot on his footrest and turns on the TV. He turns to his wife Hannah and asks her, “Honey, please get me a hard drink, I think it’s about to start.” Hannah rolls her…
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Pillow Talk
What Are Couple Talking About? Wife; Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won’t take long. Husband: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can’t sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: Because I’m hot. Husband: You get hot…
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Why Women Talk So Much
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that when women talk they have to…
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Fractured Translations
These fractured translation of slogans are nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given out in honor of the GM’s fiasco in trying to market this car in Central and South America. “No va” means, of course, in Spanish, “it doesn’t go”. The American Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?” prompted…
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Is That You Grandma?
A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The eyelids of the psychic begin fluttering, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice comes out saying, “Granddaughter? Are you there?” The woman, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds,…