Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Meals On Wheels
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St. Peter is the receptionist at the entrance. A cat shows up. St Peter says: “I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn’t cause any trouble, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing you have always wanted.”…
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Personality Car Quiz
What kind of car you drive tells people a lot about your personality. See what you reveal about yourself when others see you in your car. Acura Integra – I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars. Acura Legend – I’m too bland for German cars. Acura NSX – I am impotent.…
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Worried Housewife
The worried housewife sprang to the cell phone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, honey?” she said. “What kind of a day are you having?” “Oh, mother,” said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears. “I’ve had such a bad day. The baby won’t eat…
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Is Your Friend A Hacker?
The hacker’s 401k contributions are made in half-cent increments. He whispers, “Let’s see you use that credit card now, Professor “I-Don’t-Give-A’s-In-Computer-Science!” The hacker wins Lotto in different states five years in row. He gives his phone number in hex. If the internet connection goes down, he remains totally calm. Anyone who annoys a hacker gets…
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Emergency Surgery
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. “Mr. Williams, you’re going to be just fine,” said the nun, gently patting his hand. “We…
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Dumb Pilots
Dumb Pilots Last Flight