What kind of car you drive tells people a lot about your personality.

See what you reveal about yourself when others see you in your car.

• Acura Integra – I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
• Acura Legend – I’m too bland for German cars.
• Acura NSX – I am impotent.
• Audi 90 – I enjoy putting out engine fires.
• Buick Park Avenue – I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
• Cadillac Eldorado – I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
• Cadillac Seville – I am a pimp.
• Chevrolet Camaro – I enjoy beating up people.
• Chevrolet Chevette – I like seeing people’s reactions when I tell them I have a ‘Vette.
• Chevrolet Corvette – I’m in a mid-life crisis.
• Chevrolet El Camino – I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
• Chrysler Cordoba – I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
• Datsun 280Z – I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
• Dodge Dart – I teach third grade special education and I voted for Reagan.
• Dodge Daytona – I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
• Ford Escort – I’m a red-headed nanny.
• Ford Fairmont – (See Dodge Dart)
• Ford Mustang – I slow down to 85 in school zones.
• Ford Crown Victoria – I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
• Geo Storm – I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
• Geo Tracker – I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
• Honda del Sol – I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
• Honda Civic – I have just graduated and have no credit.
• Honda Accord – I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
• Infiniti Q45 – I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
• Isuzu Impulse – I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
• Jaguar XJ6 – I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 80 days per year.
• Kia Sephia – I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
• Lincoln Town Car – I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
• Mercury Grand Marquis – (See above)
• Mercedes 500SL – I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
• Mercedes 560SEL – I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
• Mazda Miata – I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler.
• MG MGB – I am dating a mechanic.
• Mitsubishi Diamante – I don’t know what it means either.
• Nissan 300ZX – I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
• Oldsmobile Cutlass – I just stole this car and I’m going to make a….
• Peugeot 505 Diesel – I am on the EPA’s Ten Most Wanted List.
• Plymouth Neon – I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
• Pontiac Grand AM (pre 92 models) – I keep two cases of AquaNet in the backseat, just in case someone in a Trans AM pulls up beside me.
• Pontiac Trans AM – I am a redneck who thinks a Trans AM is a sportscar.
• Porsche 944 – I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
• Rolls Royce Silver Shadow – I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal.
• Saturn SC2 – (See Honda Civic)
• Subaru Legacy – I have always wanted a Japanese car even more.
• Toyota Camry – I am still in the closet.
• Volkswagon Beetle – I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
• Volkswagon Cabriolet – I am out of the closet.
• Volkswagon Minibus – I am tripping right now.
• Volvo 740 Wagon – I am frightened of my wife.