Author: Leonard Kreicas
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It Could Have Been Worse
There once was a sheriff who, no matter what the situation, always said, “It could have been worse” after viewing the scene of the crime. It drove his two deputies absolutely crazy. One day, the two deputies in the Sheriff’s Office answered an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the…
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What To Do With Drunk Biker
Two Drunk Bikers In Back Of Bar A policeman cruising past a bar after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out front. He goes around the back of the pub only to find two drunk bikers, one with his fingers up the ass of the other. “So, what’s going on here?”, the cop…
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T-Shirt Quotes
Filthy, Stinking, Rich — Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-law on a Milk Carton Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up My Husband and I Married for…
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Man’s Man In Battle
Long ago, there lived a sailor named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man’s man, who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, “Bring me my red shirt!” The first mate quickly retrieved the…
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Poker Game
Charlie, Marvin and Lou, retired friends,would get together every night, rain or shine, to play some poker. It was a nice way to pass the time and the men thoroughly enjoyed it. Charlie’s wife, though, wasn’t happy about her husband’s poker games. She thought it was a dirty and low way to fill his time,…
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Dog Breeds
List of fictitious dog breeds we would like to see. Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso – a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow – a dog that throws up a lot. Pointer + Setter Poinsetter – a traditional Christmas pet. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs – a puzzling breed. Pekingese +…