Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Satan And The Construction Worker
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he unfortunately fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates, but St. Peter informed him of a mistake, “Oh, I am sorry, my man. But you have been sentenced to hell.” The construction worker agreed – not like…
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Love American Style
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night, I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored…
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Innocent Church Bloopers
The Rev. Andersen spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S.…
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Newspaper Profiles
The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the…
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Gone Hunting
A father and his son have gone hunting together for the first time. The father said, ” Stay here and be very quiet. I’ll be across the field.” A little while later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. “What’s wrong?” the father asked. “I told you to be quiet…
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Travis’ Wife Gets Pregnant
Travis and Clem were talking one afternoon when Travis tells Clem, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said go to California. I went to California…