Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Daily Exercise for the Non-Athlete
Activity Beating around the bush Jumping to conclusions Climbing the walls Swallowing your pride Passing the buck Throwing your weight around Pushing your luck Making mountains out of molehills Wading through paperwork Juggling deadlines Balancing the books Running around in circles Bending over backwards Opening a can of worms Tooting your own horn Reinventing the…
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List of 66 Big Lies
Big List Of Lies The check’s in the mail. I’m from the government and I’m here to help you. I thought I already gave you that money I owed you. I promise I’ll pay you back next Friday. I’ve never been this drunk before. I’ll never get this drunk again. I’ve checked this email out,…
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Doctor examines woman patient in office
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, “Do you know what I’m doing?”…
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Do Arab Women Follow Or Lead Men?
Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles of Arab women and Arab men in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for Arab women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands. After the war, she returned to Kuwait and was pleased to observe that now the…
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You Have Been With Me All Through Bad Times
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every day. One day, when he came to, he motioned her to come nearer. He whispered, eyes full of tears: “You know what? “You have been with me all through the bad times.…
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Three Wise Women Bring Gifts To Manger
What would have happened if 3 Wise Women bought gifts to manger instead of 3 Wise Men? They would have asked directions Arrived on time Helped deliver the baby Cleaned the stable Made a casserole Brought practical gifts But what they would have said when they left…? “Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing…