Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Top 21 Inventions By Blondes
The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine screen doors A book on how to read Inflatable dart boards A dictionary index Mechanical Pencil sharpeners Powdered water Pedal-powered wheel chairs Waterproof tea bags Watermelon seed sorter Zero proof alcohol Reuseable ice cubes See-through toilet tissue Skinless bannanas Do-it-yourself road map Turnip…
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Kid answers question about dad’s occupation
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school teacher. “He’s a magician, ma’am,” said the little boy. “How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?” asked the teacher. “He saws people in half,” he replied. “Wow! That must be amazing to watch,” said the teacher. “Do you have any brothers or sisters?” The kid answered, “One half brother…
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Best excuse ever for fishing without a license
The fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, “Any luck?” “Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks…
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Rate your hangover from 1 to 6 stars
1 star hangover No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. You…
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Blonde on flight with severe engine problems
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Phoenix to Chicago, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and…
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Veterinarian Doubles As A Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. He opened his own offices with a shingle on…