Author: Leonard Kreicas
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10 things you’ll never hear one woman say to another woman
That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim? Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go introduce myself! His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I’m happy for them both. If he doesn’t…
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25 excuses to serve alcohol at work
Need an excuse to serve alcohol at work? Here are 25 of them It’s an incentive to show up. It reduces stress. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complaints about low pay. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. Employees tell management what they think, not what…
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Ten funny one-liners about weddings and marriage
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? A: Not if you are the groom. Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? A: Anything except ‘Tied to the Whipping Post’. Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception? A: They’re the ones dancing with everyone…
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Jokes only married men can understand
Advice for newly married men from the experts. My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She…
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Try to read these news headlines without laughing
Are these “Fake News Headlines” or just dumb mistakes? You decide Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Iraqi Head Seeks Arms British Left Waffles…
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If you love something, set it free.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if…