Author: Leonard Kreicas
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pat Buchanan To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. Louis Farrakhan The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down. The Bible And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross…
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Fable about three fishermen and a mermaid
Three fishermen are out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish. Now one of the fishermen just doesn’t believe it, and says, “Okay, if you can really grant wishes, then double my IQ.” The…
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don’t have balls to scratch. How can you tell if a man is sexually…
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When Dalmatians get caught cheating
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How to keep a healthy level of insanity
20 WaYs To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing their, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, “You’ve got to be faster than that.” Every time someone asks you to do…
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Three men meet the devil get their due punishment
Three men, whom we’ll call them Ryan, Larry, and Tom, found themselves in Hell after a sinful life. They were a little confused at their present situation, and as they walked along they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever…