Author: Leonard Kreicas
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11 Silly Blunders By Bank Robbers You Won’t Believe Really Happened
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are “unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,” committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don’t know the first thing about their business. The following list of moronic moves was part of an amusing article titled “How Not to Rob a Bank,” by Tim Clark. Clark reported that despite the widespread…
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Playful Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Story That Will Make You Happy
Forget the traditional Potato Head story: here is an uncensored tale about a young potato head getting a lesson on the facts of life from her Mr. & Mrs. Potato parents. Read it and enjoy! You know that all potatoes have eyes. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head had eyes for each other and they finally…
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23 Daffynitions That Will Make You Laugh
Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\: Where some hemlines fall Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with Control \kon-trol’\: A short, ugly inmate Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets…
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28 Amusing Affirmations For Everyday Living
I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome, as a solution to the problem. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in…
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Unfiltered Review of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony By Health Care Company Raises Concerns
A managed care company’s president was given a ticket for a performance of Schubert’s Unfinished Symphony. Since he was unable to go, he passed the invitation to one of his managed care reviewers. The next morning, the president asked her how she enjoyed it and, instead of a few plausible observations, he was handed a…
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12 Riddles For Your Fun and Amusement
List of funny classic riddles to amuse kids and adults, even if they groan at the answer. Q: What can run, but never walk? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never cries? Has a bed, but never sleeps?A: A river. Q: The man who made it doesn’t want it. The man…