Author: Leonard Kreicas
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10 Funny Truisms By Beauty Pageant Contestants
Truisms are statements or phrases that are so self-evident or obviously true that they hardly need to be said. While they often offer no new information or insight, they serve as basic principles or starting points for more complex discussions and arguments. “Obviously true” part depends on who you ask. 10 Truisms from Beauty Pageant…
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Step-By-Step Guide To Give Your Cat A Pill
The easiest way to give a pill to a cat depends on your cat’s personality and preferences, but here’s a simple method that works for many cats: Patience is key. If your cat becomes stressed or resists, it’s important not to force the pill into their mouth. For some cats, methods like using pill pockets…
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11 Silly Blunders By Bank Robbers You Won’t Believe Really Happened
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are “unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,” committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don’t know the first thing about their business. The following list of moronic moves was part of an amusing article titled “How Not to Rob a Bank,” by Tim Clark. Clark reported that despite the widespread…
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Playful Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head Story That Will Make You Happy
Forget the traditional Potato Head story: here is an uncensored tale about a young potato head getting a lesson on the facts of life from her Mr. & Mrs. Potato parents. Read it and enjoy! You know that all potatoes have eyes. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head had eyes for each other and they finally…
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23 Daffynitions That Will Make You Laugh
Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo’-nee\: Where some hemlines fall Bernadette \burn’-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage Burglarize \bur’-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with Control \kon-trol’\: A short, ugly inmate Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers \: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets…
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28 Amusing Affirmations For Everyday Living
I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome, as a solution to the problem. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in…